Big girl's blouse

You can see why people might think you’re a bit of a big girl’s blouse, because you have manicures, sunbeds and bleach your hair.

The reason for this was not because I was a big girl's blouse – no matter what anyone else says – but because as a fast bowler the big toe on the landing foot, which was the right in my case, is always in a state of disrepair.

Call an election, you great big girl's blouse.